I’ve turned into someone else (x)

(Source: alice-in-wonder-world)

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)

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Day Of Silence

polarrbearr:

Hey everyone. I’d like to remind everyone that today, April 11, 2014 is Day Of Silence. It is a day where lgbtq and their alliances do not speak for an entire day to represent those lgbtq’s who are silenced everyday by bullies and opposers. If you aren’t comfortable with not talking for today, try to be extra respectful to those participating. Thank you guys so much. Happy Day Of Silence! Shhhhh!

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